I Know People Who Know People Who Really KNOW PEOPLE

Okay, so a friend of mine needed some help on mail merging, and as I scrolled through the document she sent me, I see I'm looking at the home address of "Ms. M. Lewinsky," and I kind of started that whole thing I do where, OH MY GOD, THAT'S MONICA LEWISKY! HOLY SHIT! CELEBRITY!!! And then I see Jack and Kate Spade and Maggie Gyllenhaal, and I am so ready to poop my pants.

My friend says to me. "I've had this contact list all year. If I knew it meant that much to you, I would have shared it sooner. I have their phone numbers too."

I immediately said, "Just so you know, I'm totally blogging this...Holy crap!...Marc Jacobs!