Since when does a ROCK concert ban cameras? That bitch will be buried in my crotch because I do not do venues without my camera. Damn it. It's a rock concert, not a play.

I also know that this place is going to use hand metal detectors, which means my belt is going to have to warrant a lot of metal under the ruse that "It must be my belt, Mr. Security Guard." And if he doesn't go for that, I'm not above lying and saying I've got my girl pierced.


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