This is the Land of Confusion

I'm leaving the comfort of my cube in probably less than an hour to be slaughtered in a new area of the company. Rather than "transfer" with the company, I think I'm just filling in for a pregnant girl who is literally days away from popping. At the mere thought of being new, inexperienced, and totally lost, all of my organs are giving me problems today. My tummy feels unusually light, like it might just march right up my throat and leave to find another host. My lower intestines feel unusually heavy, like they are going to demonstrate against my stomach in a different direction. My brain, on the other hand, is just trying to keep the peace. I'm somewhere in the middle of all of that.

Do I hear any bets on which organ will prevail?