Walmart Sucks

I just hung up the phone with my friend who left me for the sunshine, glistening waters, and white sandy beaches of Florida. I've talked to her every day, and this is the third time she's either been returning from, in, or heading to Walmart. She is and will probably remain the only person I know who travels through several states to spend her vacation in Walmart. Please note she's already visited more than one at her destination.

If it were Target, I could totally sympathize.