Conversation

My (gay) boss was being a smart ass with me at the copier machine. He was trying to be funny and work the copier at the same time, but obviously having some trouble.

So he says, "Enlarge this for me."

I responded, "That is a woman's gift."

And he shot out laughter so loud that I then got embarrassed at what I had just said, but he did give me a point for it.