Actual Conversation

Heard about ten this morning:
"So, do you want filet mignon, Parmesan encrusted tilapia, or do you want to just go out for dinner tonight?"
"Um, all."
"All?"
"Yes, I'll have the steak, the fish, a burger, and maybe a side of bacon with it."
"She does this to me too, and she's really not kidding."