Giving, and Giving Well

I love gift giving, probably like no other on the planet, and when I truly love you, you won't be ten seconds from my mind. So, coming up with a gift idea is never an issue. But when I work my ass off to give you an amazing gift with some kick ass presentation, and you come up to me with heartfelt gratitude and say, "That was FUCKING AWESOME!" That, that is what makes it worth it. And when other co-workers are talking about it, that just compounds the appreciation.

Asshole: I hope you take this to heart.