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My co-worker calls me and asks me to split a Red Bull with her. I respond I've never had one. Neither has she. She has an interview to go to after work. I acquiesce.

Red Bull is HORRIBLE. I think the planet is missing taste buds. It has a wicked after taste that made both of us contort our faces in disgust.

We're both on our way to giggly happy now after about a fourth of the can.