Reading the Fine Print

Despite the fact I am somewhat cynical, I decided I try this whole picture-posting thing and remain positive about it. I'm sure it's going to work perfectly.

This happens to be the one of three women on the planet I would totally turn lesbian for--even though at her concert, I nearly had to rough up some badly dancing dikes that were invading my very, very, very pricey front-row seats. I was also accidentally rude to a really, really, really cute guy, which I did apologize for.

Okay, nix that. I just read the fine print. I'm totally screwed, and I cannot post my illicit photos of Sarah McLachlan.