Coley Stated

This is an email that I received today:

"This is probably you and me. I'm just not sure about you."

An old man and a young woman are stuck in an elevator, and the building is on fire. The young woman asks, "Sir, I'm interested. What would you do if you thought you only had 20 minutes to live?"

"Well, I think I would screw anything that moved. Why? What would you do?" asked the old man.

"Well, under the circumstances," said the woman, "I think I would remain perfectly still."