A Seriously Sensitive Issue

Enters my office while Alanis Morissette is playing....
M: "Hey, who is that playing?"
J: "Alanis Morissette."
M: "Oh."
J: "Why?"
M: "Isn't that the girl that sings all those songs about breaking up. I hope you always think of me, and just goes on and on?"
J: "No. Well, wait, I think you're just thinking of one song."
M: "Yeah, she's got an anger problem."
J: "No, she doesn't. You know I met her, right?"
M: "Ohhh, I wasn't trying to say anything mean about her. She just has some issues."
J: "Have you never been bitter?"
M: "Yeah, but I didn't go writing a song about it and have it published."