I'm Having a Ross Gellar Moment

And no, not because I'm in the middle of third marriage or divorce...I've been bleaching my teeth for the wedding and tanning simultaneously. My fangs are seriously bordering on glowing in the dark. And all I can think is my strips run out in three days, and I would swear on my pet's grave that the day you stop using them, they turn back to yellow. So, we all know that I'm going to break out another pack, and that means I should be blinding the astronauts, right?


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