Random Things I Conquered and Random Things that Conquered Me

I changed the oil in my car for the second time.
I attempted to chisel ice from a freezer and punctured the liner instead.
I painted my toenails.
I embarrassed myself when a friend mentioned "capitalism" and I questioned his belief in "capitol punishment."
I impressed my boss with some legal knowledge.
I missed the season finale of Sex and the City because I lost track of time being a grease monkey.
I am going to see this band!
I hated the season finale of Sex and the City.
I learned how to gap a spark plug.