Can You Speak Shop Talk

It's comforting to know that when permanent marker somehow leaks all over your outfit, the very one people have been complimenting , you can call your favorite store to waste money on replacing it. I am actually grateful that I have worked in retail since I was sixteen and know just how to locate that VERY LAST PAIR OF PANTS that I MUST replace. What would my wardrobe be without it? They were even nice enough to tell me the pants go on sale more tomorrow.

I'm going to shove that faulty marker up someone's ass later.


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