Can You Feel the Love?

"Come with me. I need you to do something on the computer."
"Oh, for the love of God. 'How do I capitalize a letter?'"
"Listen bitch, get your ass in here."
"Watch it. I have a sharp object in my hand."
"Sort this spreadsheet for me."
"Je-Sus. Why can't you learn how to do this? And who the hell made this ugly ass spreadsheet? They don't know what they're doing."
"If I learn how to do your job, do you really think I'll keep you around?"
"Yes, because you're lazy."
::Ducking::
"Oh my gosh--Don't hit me!"
"Well, it that ain't Aunt Jemima calling Uncle Tom a nigger!"