I'm Pretty Sure He Wasn't Kidding

I just had my "ass" threatened by a lawyer--a lawyer that works with me. I started laughing because it was just so unexpected, and he talked as though he had just dropped speed and chased it with some sort of Jolt energy drink. I thought lawyers were paid by the hour, and thus, would tend to speak a little more slowly.

I tried to explain what I needed from him, and he finally gave me the super secret password for a project. He then threatened my arse and said that if I screwed anything up, he would tell everyone that it was me. I couldn't help but laugh as though the severity of the situation was green lighting the purchase of bombs for North Korea.


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