A Possible Reason to not be Bitter

I just inherited two new responsibilities at my job. I'm kind of happy about that because I've been complaining about persistent boredom...behind their backs.

Now, keep in mind, I may have to resort to being bitter again when I decide I don't like my new responsibilities. After all, it is common knowledge that the new girl always gets the shit no one else likes to do, and I don't want these people thinking they are pulling something over on me. I'm smarter than the average bear.